As told by Teague’s parents.
Josh was at OSU and hanging out at the maternities with all the other boys and playing with balls in cups and stuff. Teague was an athlete and was like “I ain’t got no time for that” and Josh threw the ball over his shoulder, took one last swig of whiskey and said “baby, I ain’t got no time for that either”.
Then Teague and Josh started dating. Then Josh met Teague’s parents and drank more whiskey.
Teague spit loogies when she met Josh’s mom.
They got two puppies.
Then they graduated and moved in together. (in sin)
Josh got a job managing a farm.
Teague got a job as a ag teacher.
Then Josh proposed to Teague at the beach.
Teague’s family cried when they found out.
They hope he doesn’t change his mind.